I don't care what day it is. This is NOT a joke! I did NOT think it was the least bit funny! There is no "punch line" at the end of this.
I got in the shower this morning and after a two second "What the.....?" delay, realized there was a SNAKE in there with me!!!!! It was biting the shower curtain and hanging on for dear life. Well, you've never seen me move so fast without hurting myself! I grabbed my robe and yelled for Gary to get the snake. He thought at first that I was either kidding or he had misunderstood me. One look behind the curtain and he knew I was serious!
Gary picked up the snake with a pair of tongs, and threw it out in the yard. It was just a baby so I figure it didn't know any better than to be in my house. Let it live if it stays out there! But I give it fair warning- if I see it inside the house again...it's dead!
And believe me, I looked VERY carefully for any of its relatives before I took my shower!!
Hope the start of your day was much calmer.