Once again there were several entries on the list that made me laugh out loud! I just couldn't resist sharing them with you. My favorite is in bold. In between actual emergencies like fights and accidents and burglaries and such, the poor police department has to handle a variety of complaints that should go to others. So if they are slow to respond to your problem remember, people actually call the police department about these...
7:40- dogs barking causing her house dogs to bark
4:28- man on bicycle, caller thinks may be looking for something to steal
10:43- apricots stolen off tree
3:45- Angus cow eating grass in ditch at Grace Indian Church
10:03- racoon chased her upstairs and has her pinned in apartment and she can't leave for work
4:26- has several chickens in yard that are not hers
4:31- dead squirrel in alley