'tis the season...

There are ten sure signs that winter is upon us.

1. I crave cookies, cocoa, and chocolate.
2. My skin is so dry I can see cracks in it.
3. Despite wearing a long-sleeved shirt, sweater, and sweatshirt, I am never quite warm.
4. I want to sleep, sleep, sleep- preferably under an electric blanket.
5. The cats become my best friends and want to sit on my lap any time I’m still for more than three seconds.
6. The very thought of going to WalMart makes me grit may teeth because I know I will have to walk in the cold from my car to the door, fight the crowds, and endure long lines at the checkout.
7. I suddenly want to contact every person I’ve ever known and wish them a Merry Christmas. However, I’m only sending out 35 cards, maybe 40…
8. School days seem longer because we often miss recess due to wet and/or cold weather.
9. School weeks seem shorter because we are trying to complete so much work before the winter holidays.
10. Football seems to be on 24/7.