I have to stop watching television. Seriously…
- Vampires solving crimes in between entrees? (I had lunch with Ann Rice once. Did I tell you that already? I digress…)
- $67 million??????????????????????????????? Do we have priority issues in this country or what?
- “The way Veramyst works is not fully understood.” Then why in the world do I need to ask my doctor to prescribe it for me? Maybe it will clear my sinuses, but turn me into a blood-sucking television star. No thanks.
- And no, no, no…I do not want to see or hear another word about B.S. She can drop off the planet. I’ll pray for her. Just don’t tell me what she is doing, eating, wearing, saying, thinking, or pretending to sing. And those of you following her…get a life.
- Is there a gap in communications somewhere? Did you catch the CEO’s shocked face? “Oh my, that poor child was working for us?” Well, duh. Give her the Oscar please!
- Political campaign? Is that what we’re calling the circus now? Bring in the clowns. Oh, wait, they’re already here!
- Viva what?? I’ve only seen the advertisements, but if that show lasts another week someone somewhere should lose their job.
- Please find Katie another job. I’m begging you. Give me Harry Smith any day of the week.
- Not to pick on the guy, but can’t Subway find another spokesperson? Did Jared get a lifetime contract just for losing weight? Boring…
- And finally my list of shows that need to be history: CSI Miami, Law and Order of any variety, Ghost Whisperer, The Singing Bee, Deal or No Deal, Vegas, ER, The Office, Rules of Engagement…
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