Dumb #1- I'm driving past the library yesterday on my way home from work. A huge road grader is coming toward me in the other lane. And the driver is talking on his cell phone and driving with one hand! Couldn't that wait until you're out of traffic buddy?
Dumb #2- A guy gets stopped for not wearing his seat belt. Under his front seat is $6,000 in cash and $11,000 worth of meth. Wouldn't you think you'd be just a bit more careful if you knew you were breaking the law already?
Dumb #3- Heard the worst song lyrics EVER! I am not making this up: "I want to check you for ticks." Enough said.
Dumb #4- I went to the new, NEW Dollar General Store yesterday and it is leaking, leaking, leaking. Now I know we've had a lot of rain lately, but this building is only weeks old. Remind me not to hire that construction crew for anything!